Saturday, January 29, 2011

Lydia- Terror and Treasure!

The proof is in the pudding! I guess to make my point I should tell ya that as I typed up my first draft of this, i had to leave for a moment and my little treasure came along and found the back space button! So here we go again.....

lets cover the treasure part first...
Lydia is the most adorable little girl ever. She is sweet and kind, loves to give lots of hugs and kisses. Always up for a snuggle if shes not to busy following her big brother around! Very chatty (Go figure!)
She always has the biggest smile when I go get her out of bed! Loves bath time, And she likes to shake what her momma gave her! I have no idea where she gets her rhythm since her father and I are both very..well, white!

This diva has a dark side!
Who ever invented the words "terrible two's" was lying!
I would like to bring a more truthful statement to light...terrible toddlers!
Lets not lie anymore to young unsuspecting parents! Lets throw the truth out there to start with! Don't give them the hope of two solid year of peace and tranquility before they hop the train to crazytown!
Lydia is always moving and giggling, I have bought her squeaker shoes thinking this would salve all my problems, I would be able to know where she was at all times...yes I do always know where she is, she is ALWAYS right next to me doing her "squeaker shoes dance!"
And do not get on her dark side! She will get her little finger in your face and squeal at you in a terrible rage! And if you dare to laugh, beware, her evil eye will find you!! Mark in all his wisdom will just looks at me and says, how can mommy get onto her for something mommy did this morning! just joking...I'm a delight!! :)

So next time that sweet angel of yours is throwing a major fit in the middle of wall mart and someone says "oh, is someone in their terrible two's" Look at them, give them Lydias evil eye, and squeal! that person will be so shocked and stunned that you will be able to walk away and count to ten and  resist your first thought, you know the one about slapping that person on the face! For giving you the false hope that it will only last while they are two!

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